The drive-U-Crazy telemarketing company has announced that it will reduce the number of phone calls it makes to dead people.
"We conducted a study and found that sales from this group has flatlined."
Of course, the group will not completly eliminate calls to dead people as that would be a form of discrimination.
One telemarketer commented: "This is a great idea. When I call dead people, they never cut me off or say anything. I have to go through the whole spiel for nothin. It takes up alot of time, and I work on commission."
The dead people had no comment.
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