Comedian Stephen Cobert personified public sentiment by wielding a pitchfork and calling on the mobs to storm the gates. The security memo advised employees to avoid wearing AIG apparel, travel in pairs, and dodge conversations with the media. Some additional words of caution might include:
*Avoid piano repairmen, and cancel any symphony engagements involving a strings section.
*Carry your golden parachute with you at all times.
*Refrain from lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills, especially in public.
*Bulletproof your limo.
*Keep your “Get Out Of Jail Free” card on hand at all times.