Have you seen that annoying T.V. commercial,
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Everytime I see it, I imagine a big red boxing glove smacking that woman right on the kisser.
AUGGGHHHHHHH!
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD ***POW***
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD ***POW***
(Thank you. I feel all better now.)
What IS Head On? It is a product that makes absolutely no claims whatsoever!
Johnny Carson: "The American Public is SOO STUPID..."
Audience: "How STUPID ARE WE?"
Is it make up?
Is it medicine?
Is it a mind altering class three narcotic designed by the government, to turn all Americans into right wing Jesus loving Republicans?
Is it possible this product was created by the CIA and tested on Barbara Bush and her family, when she demanded action from FEMA during the aftermath of hurricane Katrina?
Barbara Bush: George! You call that FEMA guy RIGHT NOW and send relief to those people suffering in the Superdome!
Dubya: You got it Mamma! I'm gonna send in the troops right now.
CIA: Before you do, try this. It's called Head On. Apply it directly to your foreheads.
Barbara: So many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.
George Senior: Wow Man. I dig it now. Flower Power, not Fire Power. Peace Dudes.
Dubya: Heck of a job Brownie.
(The CIA agent gets on the Red Phone to report.)
CIA: Good news Mr. Rumsfeld. It works. We can air the commercials.
Rumsfeld: Excellent! My Evil Plan is working! Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee
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8 comments:
"Head On". It sounds pretty hokey to me.
Are you a democrat? heehee
Becky
It's for certain, I am not missing a damned thing by avoiding the TV.
Oh please GW leave us with our "nignaty".
(That's an original GW word there, nignaty, goes really well with one of his other original words, sufearfulless. As in, "Our troups are fighting sufearfullessly...and with nignaty." Poor man cannot talk.)
That must be one of the side effects of HeadOn.
funny :)
My husband hates those commercials so much he automatically changes the channel. Very creative linking that to Bush et al, I must say! Now I'll actually have something to make me smile whenever he takes up space on my TV!
You were on fire with this one.
:)
lol. at the risk of ruining the fun, it's for headaches. There are a bunch of spoofs on youtube, including one that loops over and over for around 5 minutes. It's enough to make anyone go mad!
Tag team bloggers strike again....The theme Iron (Wo)man fills the Arena....Becky revs up on her Harley with Lori riding b#tch. (Dang it)
The crowd goes wild.
Take it Lor...
Okay, so we already commented on this post...twice...but we HAD to tag team ya, so here we are again. Take it Becky, TAG....
Where's your love story? I'm waiting to hear how you met up with your stud muffin...
High five, titty touch, belly bump, HOo HOo, tag team bloggers rule!
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