Monday, December 19, 2005

The First Woman President of The United States

I predict that the first woman to be elected President of The United States, will be a widow.

The country seems ready for a "Mrs. President", but I do not believe that it is ready for a First Husband.

Also, I know the country is not prepared for an unmarried, sexually active woman to step into the role of Commander in Chief,

Therefore, the first female President will have to be a widow. A loyal older woman who is determend to carry on the work of her dear departed husband.

Yes, the country would sympathetically embrace that.

Only then will they elect the first "Mother of our Country."

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