Monday, January 02, 2006

"The Talk"

Sissy's mother shifted nervously as she began the long overdue discussion with her daughter. "The good Lord created Sex for Divine Procreation, my dear. Do not let any of those boys try to tell you any different. Do you understand?"

Sissy was in a fog. She had never heard the word Procreation before, but it sounded a bit like recreation, and she knew what 'Pro' meant, so she nodded her head.

"Yes Mamma, I understand."

And that was the end of it.

1 comment:

Theriomorph said...

Oh man that's funny! Thanks for the laugh, Kelly -